Memoirs of a Broken Boy: That's My Best Friend

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Goodbye, Best Friend. It was real while it was real. Please remember that.

Hangry Starfish: I'm Shannon. Some people call me Nae Nae. Others only know me by my screenname, Hangry Starfish, which is my alter ego and mascot who started as a joke about not getting any dick for too long a spell. I'm very sex-positive, and I enjoy lots of sexy things. I support sex workers, because a blowjob is a job, damn it. I've had a 20-year career in Information Technology for a Fortune 500 company and a small city government. I'm currently back in school pursuing an associate of applied science transfer degree in Application Development. I am single. I was once something of an extravert, but as I got older and fatter and insecurities began to develop, I developed Borderline Personality Disorder and Agoraphobia, which is a torturous mix of disorders if you know anything about psychology. I crave connection, yet my ability to regulate my emotions has proven challenging, meaning that there have been many times when it became difficult to maintain friendships due to my reliance on unhealthy coping mechanisms whenever I sensed rejection or abandonment on the horizon. I have a really hard time leaving my apartment and venturing out into the world, especially alone. But I'm kind and generous.

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