Thursday, July 4, 2019

The Unfuckable Hulk

Green shirtless gay man with beard and a chest tattoo that says "unfuckable HULK".
The Unfuckable Hulk
Fat, middle-aged, balding, somewhat effeminate gay Bear with AIDS, bad skin, an average length dick that he hardly ever uses, a strong preference for bottoming, and intense emotional sensitivity seeks authentic, honest comrade and confidante with whom to share intimacy, closeness, support, and a legitimate mutual attraction culminating in frequent, enthusiastic sex, either 1-on-1 or with others.

Candidates must be well educated about and sensitive to the underlying traumas caused by HIV, long term exposure to stigma and rejection, body dysmorphic disorder, child abuse, major depressive disorder, social and performance anxiety, chronic substance abuse, as well as domestic violence and infidelity.

Please have steady, gainful employment, enough pride in yourself to strive for growth and self-improvement, integrity, empathy, and an innate sense of compassion. No liars, thieves, hustlers, users, junkies, or opportunists need apply.
    
Tall, Lean, heavily tattooed, dominant tops and alphas get priority admittance to this roller coaster, plus a free gift certificate worth 100,000 fucks, sucks, cuddles, and hugs. Must be over 21 with state issued identification to apply.

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